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I dunno what exactly I'm supposed to put here... but oh well! I'm Dalton! And this is my wonderful bloggy who-dad, for my uploading puroposes. so yeah... have fun and wear a condom! or don't. you're choice! :D THESE ARE MY FISH. they're colored after homestuck things. :D
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mothercheesus:

press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

4 days ago
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jafars-legs:

awhile back i drew a fem davesprite
so why not male jadesprite

jafars-legs:

awhile back i drew a fem davesprite

so why not male jadesprite

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2 weeks ago
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Just more of my fishes. :O 

I looked over at the tank and Nunu was sitting on the aquarium plant, and I thought it was the most adorable thing ever. 

And Lief is getting really big. :D he’s like, almost an inch long now!

2 weeks ago
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in my headcanon, alpha!Dave has asked Rose to marry him every time he visits her, as an ironic running joke between the two of them. she politely declines every time. just before they went to meet their deaths at the hands of the Batterwitch, he asked her one last time - just to keep with tradition, and to hide how freaked out he was feeling. that time, she said yes.

syche:

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princeofdoki:

Fuck

OH NO NO NO NO NO

sup I’m doing this wrong and not really following the headcanon properly because HOW DO YOU FEELINGS

but there was a prompt on the kink meme and i couldn’t help myself so here have a drabble

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^ stop everything you’re doing and read this ^


Fucking A. Just rip my heart out and stomp on it a few times, why don’t you. ; n;

(Source: johnlaughingalonewithgushers, via apocryphal-antithesis)

3 weeks ago
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Homestuck Land Test/Guide

thepageofhopes:

So, it’s finally arrived! 

First off, this is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than the title test in the way this will work. In fact, this really isn’t much of a test. It’s more of a guide to creating a land based on your/your fan character’s personality. 

As such, this is not going to give you a straight answer! You will have to use your imagination to create the actual land. 

The test instead tells you the “feel” of your land and the quest of your land!

So, enough rambling, lets get started!

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Considerate Artist, INFP, title:space, so therefore…

Land of Solitude and Frogs.  LOSAF

Yus?

4 days ago
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gjmueller:

Happy Teacher Appreciation Week!

Appreciate yo teachers!

gjmueller:

Happy Teacher Appreciation Week!

Appreciate yo teachers!

2 weeks ago
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So I didn’t know that fucking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just fucking look.

They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.

Want one as a pet? Well they’d be $9000 dollars, but that’s hypothetical because you simply cannot have one. Also, they like to eat dead parrots and dolphins and that’s out of your budget too.

Jimmy.  Jimmy look.  This is you birthday present at some point in the future.  XD

(Source: jenkristofu, via anidolandananchor)

2 weeks ago
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The Other Side of the Heart

fuckyeahhomestuckfanfics:

There exists a disease in which a child is born with only half a functioning heart. The left side is malformed. Damaged. The right side may work on its own for a time, but a heart cannot beat without its other half. It is only through persistence and care that this ugliness, this other side of the heart, can be guided toward life.

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Whelp, I’ve found it. I have officially located the absolute perfect EriSol fic. Here it is. I laughed so fucking hard at some of the banter they have in here oh my fucking god it’s unbelievable. Realy well written, one of the best I’ve read. Humanstuck.

Eridan/Sollux

quality

I know! it gets all of my feelings in weird places!

3 weeks ago
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